Confucius (c. 500 B.C.)

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Dress this morning like someone will be ripping your clothes off this evening.
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3 weeks ago

FOR SCIENCE - Can You Roll Your Tongue?

annikath:

Can you roll your tongue like this? image
If you CAN, then please REBLOG.
This is for serious science! because I have an assignment in my biology class to do a survey on how many people can or cannot roll their tongues.
If you CANNOT roll your tongue like that, then please FAVOURITE this post!
you can de-favourite the post or delete it from your blog in about two weeks if you desire to do so, but I plead you to take part in this survey of serious sience! thank

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3 weeks ago

How I Met Your Mother (via seabelle)

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You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever.

That’s why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.
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3 weeks ago

babycambridgesmomma:

spoken-not-written:

am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked

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(via ilikemycountryrockinghowboutyou)

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4 weeks ago

theweedteacher:

pavlovs-schrodinger:

cityofloves:

someone brought a birthday cake to my math class and we didnt have napkins or plates so we used scantrons

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looks like this test was

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a piece of cake

I’m fucking done

(Source: nialj, via ilikemycountryrockinghowboutyou)

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4 weeks ago

natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

(Source: officialjeffgoldblum, via gunpowdernled)

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1 month ago
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